To Lose Your Virginity:
why touch yourself when you could touch myself
(via countrygirlssworldd)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via lladystoneheart)
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I would not deny of you, in the darkest of night, upon me without the guard of fabric constraining one another.
(Source: surf4ces, via lovemetoinfinity)
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
(via sayyestolove)

