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someecards:

I never would have fallen for your April Fool’s pregnancy prank if it wasn’t for your reckless promiscuity.Via someecards

sorryforpartybarackin:

why touch yourself when you could touch myself 

(via countrygirlssworldd)

whoops, nip slip 
evolutional:

hell yeah

March 20th is National Clitoris Day…

loveyourchaos:

Celebrate accordingly. 

Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via lladystoneheart)

vigoare:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I would not deny of you, in the darkest of night, upon me without the guard of fabric constraining one another.

(Source: surf4ces, via lovemetoinfinity)

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

Sit back down, I was talking about military time.

(via sayyestolove)

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