To Lose Your Virginity:
girls, don’t ever let a man tell u ya vagina is ugly or unworthy of his mouth and tongue. men can’t say shit when they got that lumpy vienna sausage with hair on it and two long eggs wrapped up in some loose skin. ya vagina is beautiful and if a man wanna talk shit he can go slap his balls up against someone elses asshole.
guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
women are taught “don’t send nudes if you don’t want them to get leaked”
men are never taught “if a woman feels comfortable enough to send you a nude photo, keep it to yourself. leaking it could put her in danger.”
if you don’t see the issue here, you’re a part of the problem.
ever have a sex dream about someone you should not be having sex dreams about?
• a cold beer
• a nice, heavy make out session that may lead to rough sex that’ll have us both seeing double & unable to walk in a straight line
Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode
raise your hand if you need to get laid like right fuckin now
Dan is the best I’ve ever had. Ever. The end.
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief